egyption for ever

>>A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about
>>>>the life in
>>>> >>Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the
>>>>common
>>>> >>citizen
>>>> >>in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a
>>>>random guy ,and
>>>> >>starts her
>>>> >>interview
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Reporter:Hi
>>>> >>Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
>>>> >>Reporter:Do u speak english?
>>>> >>Egyptian:Berfect
>>>> >>Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
>>>> >>Egyptian:No, i dont have a mind
>>>> >>Reporter:What' s your name?
>>>> >>Egyptian:Taha
>>>> >>Reporter:Sex?
>>>> >>Taha: I love it
>>>> >>Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
>>>> >>Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
>>>> >>Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never
>>>>mind...male.
>>>> >>...
>>>> >>Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
>>>> >>Reporter:No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so..how
>>>>do u find
>>>> >>life
>>>> >>here in egypt?
>>>> >>Taha:Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice
>>>>food..byramidz
>>>> >>Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the
>>>>pyramids..what else do
>>>> >>u
>>>> >>like in ur country?
>>>> >>Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
>>>> >>Reporter:Ok. .lets move on..what do u do?
>>>> >>Taha: I am very well ,sank u
>>>> >>Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?
>>>> >>Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i
>>>>dont have any
>>>> >>(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with
>>>>u?..we can
>>>> >>esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
>>>> >>Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
>>>> >>Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
>>>> >>Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in
>>>>egypt?
>>>> >>Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za
>>>>guvurment is
>>>> >>trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street
>>>>and za me7war
>>>> >>street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u
>>>>cant come
>>>> >>back..niahahaha3
>>>> >>Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
>>>> >>Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
>>>> >>Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in
>>>>egypt?
>>>> >>Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot
>>>>of
>>>> >>cotton..alot of
>>>> >>water..and we have byramidz
>>>> >>Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
>>>> >>Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend
>>>>i know make
>>>> >>money
>>>> >>at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at
>>>>home..u can only
>>>> >>give
>>>> >>it to za banzeena man..they take any money
>>>> >>Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich
>>>>country.. do u
>>>> >>have a
>>>> >>lot of money?
>>>> >>Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink
>>>>Al7amdulelah?
>>>> >>Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
>>>> >>Taha: Guvurment
>>>> >>Reporter:And what does the government do with the
>>>>money?
>>>> >>Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make
>>>>all streets one
>>>> >>way
>>>> >>Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
>>>> >>Taha:What duz zat mean?
>>>> >>Reporter:Do u choose your president
>>>> >>Taha:Mubarak?
>>>> >>Reporter:yes
>>>> >>Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i
>>>>was..i will give
>>>> >>him my voice
>>>> >>Reporter:Why him?
>>>> >>Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za
>>>>leadar
>>>> >>airoplane
>>>> >>Reporter:But there r no wars right now
>>>> >>Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have
>>>>a very good
>>>> >>airoplane in it
>>>> >>Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
>>>> >>Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive
>>>>taxi
>>>> >>Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in
>>>>the last 26
>>>> >>years
>>>> >>Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all
>>>>streets one
>>>> >>way
>>>> >>Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
>>>> >>Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
>>>> >>Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
>>>> >>Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and
>>>>make head
>>>> >>Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
>>>> >>Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?

تسلم